Sex: Why You SHOULD Talk About It

This particular post I'm going to keep (relatively) short and sweet. So, let's talk about it. You know...the things that Christians are NOT supposed to talk because HOW INAPPROPRIATE is that?! Yeah, sex. Now, there's not too much to say about it, but let's start simple. What is sex? Well, if you don't know the answer to that then you shouldn't be on the internet, so there's that. 

Now that we've cleared that much up, we can get down to business. Tonight I was thinking about a particular time that I mentioned sex. No, I wasn't making inappropriate and immature jokes about it. I simply made mention of it. Immediately I was ridiculed by a certain holier than thou individual and scolded for having mentioned such a crude topic. I was absolutely appalled. "Is this some sort of joke?" I remember thinking that exactly. Let me set a few things straight.

1.) Some (but not all) Christians find sex to be a completely inappropriate topic, one of which should never be mentioned in front of someone other than your spouse. FALSE. SO FREAKING FALSE. Let me just say this...if YOU think I am immature for making mention of it then you are the immature one. If you cannot even phathom the thought of sex without thinking about it being crude and/or inappropriate, then you have got one terribly distorted idea of sex. 

2.) Let's say you found a company that sells a product for $100 less and is of better quality than another company that sells the same thing. Wouldn't you want to tell your friends not to buy the product from the more expensive company? Wouldn't you want to save them a little money? If not, then you're a terrible friend...and probably friendless for that matter, so sorry 'boutcha. The same idea goes for sex in a Biblical matter. We, as Christians, are supposed to witness and share the good news. Right?! Guess what? There is more good news than just Jesus saving us! That's the best news, but there's still more to tell! GOD created SEX for HUSBAND and WIFE and you should be telling EVERYONE how awesome it is like that! Don't let them get the product that costs more money and isn't as good. Tell 'em how awesome your sex is and if you have the experience, tell them how much better it is now that you're doing it the right way. 

3.) And for reasons 1 and 2, do NOT shy away from the topic. Be loud and proud, because the One who literally created and came up with sex is always watching you and how rude of you to not brag on Him for that MAGNIFICENT invention. I don't know about you, but I'm all about getting credit for my ideas and sex is one of the best ideas ever, so give it up to the Man upstairs for that. 

I hope that this cracked a few shells for some of you folks out there that are still a little shy about the topic. And for those of you that this may have slightly offended, shame on you! It is so selfish of you to keep the good news to yourself. Don't be such a Modest Molly. Talk about it! You know what I like to say...sometimes, you just gotta say it!